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theclearlydope:

Hello Goodmorning: To be 17 again and know this trick would be nice. I’m 33 now so if I drink beer from a straw, the man police should call in the man swat team and shoot me on sight.

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theclearlydope:

Oh I got answers for you childrens. 

1. Only when talking about Matt Damon.

2. No, not bad at all. Think of all the money you’ve saved on tampons.

3. After your seventh you had two more and well … you died. 

4. Like fresh mountain air on your gens. Nah .. I don’t know .. I don’t have herpes skank. 

5. Tell girl in panel four to show you her bathing suit area. 

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theclearlydope:

I like to buy these on “Manager’s Special” at the grocery and then take out one sad slice and put the rest of the cake in my company’s office kitchen.